Saturday, 23 November 2013
I hope you are all well.
How are your teeth? I hope you're practicing good dental hygiene.
I myself am doing OK in that regard. At least well enough to not have holes in my teeth.
I'm considering that a victory.
Has anyone played that Surgeon Simulator game?
Am I the only one who would be interested in a dentistry version of that?
Someone get onto that.
I don't own you.
Secretly does own you,
Thursday, 14 November 2013
How was that? Was that a little too much?
Ok, I'll tone it down next time.
Today's comic is one for those with fussy cats.
For those of you who don't already know, cats can be jerks.
It is not uncommon for a cat to suddenly refuse to eat what was previously its favourite food.
Then again, it all looks pretty gross to me.
I like to give my cat a chicken neck with her dinner, and she will eat them but only in secret.
Either that or she's hiding them somewhere.
I really hope she's eating them.
Keeping an eye out for a chicken neck graveyard,
Tuesday, 5 November 2013
Good day to you, one and all.
Today's comic may or may not be an accurate depiction of the punishment system in my kingdom.
I honestly don't know. I have an evil sheriff who takes care of that sort of thing.
I don't normally support execution as a method of punishment, but since my kingdom and all of its inhabitants are imaginary, I'll allow it.
So, Halloween huh.
I live in Australia, so Halloween isn't such a big thing here,
but we will usually have at least a couple of groups of kids come around, trying to shake us down for lollies.
This year I hid from them because I forgot to buy anything for them.
All I had was dry cat food and an apple.
I might let my evil sheriff take care of that side of things as well in the future.
Instead we like to celebrate the Melbourne Cup, which instead of kids dressed as goblins has kid sized adults dressed in colourful satin riding horses.
I'm not that interested in the horse racing, so for me it's basically just a public holiday.
Except that it isn't a public holiday for me.
So basically it was Tuesday today.
In other news, it's November so all the big games are coming out now,
but I can't afford to buy expensive things right now so we won't be speaking of them.
Shaking his tin cup,