Monday, 18 July 2016

And the Award Goes To...

There's something new on the streets this week, causing gangs of youths to descend on our neighborhoods.
That's right. As if by the work of some insane genius, the world has suddenly been gripped by Pokemon Fever!!
The symptoms include:
-Going outside.
-Meeting new people.
-Visiting the sites in your local area.
Make sure you protect yourself and your family from this terrible evil!

I myself have managed to (largely) avoid this affliction by having an old phone with buttons that won't run it.

In unrelated news, I am getting myself a new phone so that I can play Pokemon.
Wait a minute. That wasn't unrelated at all.

Making serious plans to take over the local park,
~King Longburns.