Wednesday 17 January 2018

Laid out on a little green slab of clay.


Hello all. How was your Christmas and New Year?

Mine was good.
This year I had Christmas at my house. I fed 8 people.
Boy are my nipples sore.

I even managed to not kill my Nana with the steps in my house.
I'm going to take that as a win.

My new years resolution was to not have a cat land claws-out on my face at five in the morning.
Unfortunately I broke that resolution the first chance I got.
Now I look like an extra in a cheap gangster film.

Wishing everyone a happy new year,
~King Longburns.